I'm Nate, I'm 16, I like to make jokes, I like to eat a lot, I do my best to be my best, and I'm an underachieving model. My other blog is not-ncnaniel.

thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

pink-vulva:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

Anonymous asked:
how do we know if we can reblog your posts or not?

bombing:

if it’s at 69 or 420 notes don’t fucking touch it. otherwise go wild

"I think there comes a time when you meet someone and you just want to make them smile for the rest of your life."

- Unknown (via psych-facts)